That's why I don't read MBA
I want to find out where this guy that wrote this lives, and dig in trash! I bet he has some nice stuff in there!
For real, I'll pick that guys dumpster too. The funniest thing on that list is handlebars (IMHO). I'm not saying I'm the most hardcore guy out there, but I have never broken one (or even seen one broken). What a douche.
Remember you are a gorilla.